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Westaff, Australia's largest supplier of Santa Clauses, has instructed their Santas to say "ha, ha, ha" this Christmas. A former Santa employee reported that Westaff was concerned about Santa's traditional "ho, ho, ho" being derogatory to women. Says an anonymous Santa: "As far as I'm concerned, a hoe is something you dig the ground with."
Westaff has fended off these allegations by claiming that :"[I]n some cases the little kids can get a little bit scared of the deep ho, ho, hos." Bill Muehlenberg retorted with: "Potentially any big guy in a red suit with a white beard is scary but I don't think him saying 'ho ho ho' would damage a child's psyche."
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5 comments:

kasper794 said...

People look for anything these days to gripe about. Santa is supposed to say HO HO HO! Oh well what do I know. LOL

R.E.H. said...

I've always wondered why he repeats the word Hoe ;

But, seriously... HA HA HA would scare the kids even more... not only would he be scary looking, but he'd come at you laughing...

odd facts said...

Good point. It would be more like a demented Santa laughing evilly.

Baba Doodlius said...

I hereby demand that all Santas do that Vincent Price laugh: "Muhuhuhuhahahaha!" That will surely put a big smile on every cherubic kiddie's face!

coltfan said...

little kids should only be scared if santa is saying ho ho ho in a big pimp outfit.