Are you tired of too-short auctions on eBay? You should visit item 237479800 listed by Skippy. It is set to expire on December 31 2030 and will have been auctioned for just short of 31 years.
Title: OPS TEST ITEM, DO NOT BID, DO NOT CANCEL 1
Description: Yup. It says DO NOT BID. That means do
Some of Skippy's feedback include:
Skippy! I saw you naked!
Thanks for the social life Skippy! It works great! I even have a girlfriend! A+!
Sorry Skippy, I skipped the payment. I'm not paying $19.95 for a night w/ you