- Sultan Moulay Ismael (Morocco) gifted favored ladies of the court with a present of his bowel movements.
- In the eighteenth century, it was fashionable for both sexes to use fish glue to stick on mouse skin eyebrows.
- When a customer complained to Hannah Finlander (Australian) that his stew didn't have enough meat, she returned it to him with a dead mouse and was fired.
- Nighttime troubles and sleepless nights for six months caused Helga Briemer to file for divorce. Apparently her husband craved crunchy celery at night. Her wish was granted.
All according to Oddballs and Eccentrics.